Senator Clinton Will Be The Next President, Because She has Found Great Favor With God.

God Loves Hillary because she the most amusing candidate in the most amusing party. Hillary will win!
There are those who believe that the Gods decided to create man for their own amusement. My personal belief is that once upon an eon long ago, they became tired of throwing thunder bolts and other stuff out into an infinite but empty universe, couldn't think of anything else to do and were bored stiff. Finally, one of the cleverer Gods...